What Happens When A Guy From Chicago Becomes President

He DOES not see the need for Snow Days. It's snowing like a blizzard outside and do we get the day off? Nope. It's one of those liberal leave things. Do I want to stay at home in front of a fireplace curled up with a good book? Yup. Do I want to take a precious vacation day to do it? No thanks. Anyway, it's not bad being in the office I guess. It's super quiet and the snow is actually quite beautiful. But it'd be prettier from my couch. Presidents from Texas close the government every time a single flake fell. It's interesting to see the difference.