The Names of MY Eighteen Children

In celebration of the birth of the EIGHTEENTH child of the Duggar Family, and seeing that I am one of like 3 people in the office today, I decided that I would list the names of my children if I were to ever have 18 children. Call it a pre-Christmas not want to be working little hungover from a Thursday night at home procrastination method. I love naming my pretend children anyway, I'm just curious if I could come up with that many names. I won't do middle names because i do have to get SOME work done today, and if i did that, i'd be writing this blog ALL friggin day long. So here goes:

1. Yvie
2. Annie
3. Molly
4. Kate
those are easy because i AM going to have four little girls named that!
5. Piper
6. Poppy (but not if I had a Piper, that would be too odd I think. Maybe. Piper and Poppy?)
7. Annalise (but I couldn't have an Annie and an Annalise, really)
8. Eli
9. Jonah
10. Sophie
11. Ivy (but again, couldn't really have an Ivy and Yvie, could I?)
12. Grace
13. Indira (HOW COULD I FORGET INDIRA??)
14. Sosie
15. Coco
16. Olivia
17. Caroline
18. Madeline
Because there are three on this list I couldn't really use with the others, here's my back up list:
Savannah (Vann), Liam and Iris.

I am surprised that I could actually come up with more if I wanted to. Well I guess if Heidi Klum can have a child with like 6 names (Henry Ganther Ademola Dashtu Samuel), I could just bundle like #1-4 on my list and use them all together.

The name game is fun, but I just realized something. Kinda of obvious, I guess. This lady had 18 kids, which means SHE'S BEEN PREGNANT 18 TIMES. Even I, who have wanted to be pregnant since like age 12 (weird I know), thinks that may be a little tough. Maybe I'll just adopt so i can use all my names.